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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-06

February 6th, 2011 No comments
  • So emailed an ISP about a tor exit node. They said no torrent/IRC allowed? Their website advertises seed-boxes and ircd shells. wtf. #
  • This is from a sales manager! They dont allow that they sell on the front page of their damn website! #
  • Got limonchello started & garlic planted. Im so italian it makes me wanna cry. :) #
  • http://ow.ly/i/7SFR so are spelling skills. #
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Twitter Updates for 2011-02-05

February 5th, 2011 No comments
  • Ugh, house file server blew a CPU fan. Pulled CPU out, now running on just one until I can replace the 60mm fan on this old xeon proc hsink #
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D&D and broken characters.

January 31st, 2011 2 comments

Since I’m a gigantic douche, I failed to mention on here that my Mutants and Masterminds game ended over a year ago.  It just got way too out of hand.  It was to the point that no matter how bad-ass of a bad guy I threw at the party, they could just axe it.  It was so bad that people would have to roll natural 1′s to miss, and natural 1′s to die.  Super uber bad guy? Dead.  So to end the game, the bad guys agreed to join the good guys, and the entire game faded to black and credits rolled.  Yeah, I’m lame.

Then Dax decided to run a Pathfinder Adventure Path using D&D 3.5 rules (vs Pathfinder v3.9 rules).  I’m playing the most BROKEN MONK EVER.  This wont make sense to any of you unless you play D&D, but revel in my brokenness:

This is a Human Monk, with Vow of Poverty and Saint template (Out of Book of Exalted Deeds).  Its a copy/paste of the character archive thats present on our internal RPG wiki (because if you aren’t tabletopping with a wiki and forums, you’re in the dark ages) so the formatting might be a bit shitty.  That being said, bask in the brokenness!

Backround Information

  • Name: Twofist Seagle
  • Player: Frank Precissi
  • Class/Level: Exalted Monk 9 (Saint 2)
  • Race: Human (Shoanti)
  • Alignment: LG
  • Diety: Sun Totem
  • Size: M
  • Age: 25
  • Gender: M
  • Height: 5’10″
  • Weight: 148
  • Campaign: Pathfinder Rise of the RuneLords (Dax’s)

Racial Traits/Abilities

  • +1 skill point/level
  • All saves against special attacks +2 diff
  • +1d6 against evil creatures / +1d8 against evil outsiders & undead
    • Any creature that attacks with natural weapons takes this damage
  • DR 10/evil
  • Fast healing 1/2 HD/round (Max 10)
  • Immune to acid/cold/electricity/petrification attacks
  • Low light vision + Darkvision 60′
  • Free action 20′ nimbus of light (Magic Circle against evil & Lesser Globe of Invun)

Class Features/Abilities

  • Flurry of Blows
  • Unarmed Strike
  • Evasion
  • Fast Movement
  • Still Mind
    • +2 on saves vs Enchantment
  • Ki Strike (lawful) (Fists act as magical weapons)
  • Slow Fall 30ft
  • Purity of body (Immune to non-magical diseases)
  • Wholeness of Body (Heal Lvl x 2 HP/day)
  • Improved Evasion

Exalted Abilities

  • Endure Elements
    • Immune to Cold (-40F) or Hot (140F) environments
  • Exalted Strike (good) (+2 to hit/damage, fists act as magical weapons)
  • Sustenance (Removes need to eat or drink)
  • Mind Shielding (Immune to disern thoughts/lies/detect alignment)
  • DR 5/magic (does not stack with DR from Saint)

Abilities

  • Str: 12 (+1)
  • Dex: 16 (+3)
  • Con: 16 (+3)
  • Int: 10
  • Wis: 21 (+5)
  • Cha: 12 (+1)

Speed

  • Speed: 60

AC

  • Total: 29
    • 10+
    • Dex: 3
    • Wis (Monk): 5
    • Bonus Monk: 2
    • Vow of Poverty (Exalted): 7
    • Vow of Poverty (Natural): 1
    • Vow of Poverty (Deflection): 1
  • Touch: 26
  • Flat Footed: 26

Hit Points

  • Total HP: 67

Initative

  • Total: 3
    • Dex Mod: 3

Saving Throws

  • Fortitude: 11
    • Base: 7
    • Con Mod: 3
    • Exalted Mod: 1
      • +4 against Poisons/Drugs
      • +4 against Poison (Saint)
  • Reflex: 12
    • Base: 7
    • Dex Mod: 3
    • Regional Feat Totem Spirit (Sklar-Quah): 1
    • Exalted mod: 1
  • Will: 13
    • Base: 7
    • Wis Mod: 5
    • Exalted Mod: 1
      • +2 against Fear/Dispair
      • +2 against Enchantment

Attacking/Weapons

  • Base Attack Bonus: +14/+9 (+7/+2 (Monk BAB) + 5 (Exalted Feat Intuitive Attack) + 2 (Exalted Strike))
  • Fist-O-Death
    • Damage: 1d10 + 3 (good) = (Exalted Strike + 2) + (Strength + 1)
  • Flurry Fist-O-Death
    • Attack Bonus (+7/+7/+2) (+Intuitive Attack & Exalted Strike = +14/+14/+9)
    • Damage: 1d10 + 3 (good) = (Exalted Strike + 2) + (Strength + 1)
  • Additional Damage of 1d6+1 against Evil / 1d4 + 1d8 against Evil Outsiders/Undead (Feat + Saint ability)

Grapple

  • Total Grapple: 7
    • Base Attack Bonus: 6
    • Strength Mod: 1

Skills

  • Total Skill Points:
    • Initial (Lev 1 Skill Points):
    • Per Level Skill Points: (4+Int+1) = 5

Skill List

  • (Total = Ability + Ranks + Misc)
    • Balance: 7 = 3 + 4 + 0
    • Climb: 6 = 1 + 5 + 0
    • Diplomacy: 13 = 1 + 10 + 2
    • Escape Artist: 13 = 3 + 10 + 0
    • Hide: 8 = 3 + 5 + 0
    • Knowledge Arcana: 2 = 0 + 2 + 0
    • Knowledge Religion: 2 = 0 + 2 + 0
    • Listen: 7 = 3 + 4 + 0
    • Move Silently 8 = 3 + 5 + 0
    • Sense Motive: 8 = 4 + 4 + 0
    • Spot: 8 = 4 + 4 + 0
    • Tumble: 15 = 3 + 10 + 2

Feats

  • Stunning Fist (PHB)
    • Monk level 1 class feat
  • Improved Unarmed Strike (PHB)
    • Monk level 1 class feat
  • Totem Spirit (Sklar-Quah) (Pathfinder Intro Text)
    • +1 Reflex Save / +2 Tumble
    • Free regional feat
  • Sacred Vow (BED)
    • Prerequisite for Vow of Poverty: (BED: 40)
    • Level 1 Feat
  • Vow of Poverty (BED)
    • See Book of Exalted Deeds page 35
    • Human bonus Feat
  • Touch of Golden Ice (BED)
    • Unarmed attacks against evil creatures must make a Contact Fort Save DC 14. Initial is 1d6 Dex damage, Secondary is 2d6 Dex damage
    • Level 1 Vow of Poverty bonus feat
  • Deflect Arrows (PHB)
    • Monk level 2 bonus feat
  • Intuitive Attack (BED)
    • Add Wisdom modifier to unarmed attack rolls
    • Level 2 Vow of Poverty bonus feat
  • Blind-Fighting
    • Reroll missed chance due to concealment, no AC penalty when attacked by invisible foe.
  • Gift of Faith
    • +2 to saves against Fear/Despair
    • Level 4 Vow of Poverty bonus Feat
  • Dodge
    • +1 AC against selected target
    • Level 6 feat
  • Mobility
    • +4 AC against certain attacks of Op
    • Level 6 bonus monk feat
  • Vow of Abstinence
    • +4 Fort save against drugs/poison
    • Level 6 Exalted Feat
  • Sanctify Natural Attack
    • +1 Dmg against evil or +1d4 against evil undead/outsider
  • Spring Attack
  • Consecrate Spell-Like Ability (Saint Protective Aura)
    • Makes spells have the good descriptor

Twitter Updates for 2011-01-31

January 31st, 2011 No comments
  • At d&d. Geek pix to follow #
  • House rule: whoever is last to game keeps track of initiave for evtire game. Not I tonight! #
  • http://ow.ly/i/7Hc3 oh balls. Stupid magical hounds about to punk my monk ass :( #
  • Dax pauses game before big end boss battle to pinch a duce. Classy. http://ow.ly/i/7HdQ #
  • WTF. Hailstorm through wall of fog kills our wizard in one hit. Such bullshit
    http://ow.ly/i/7HeY #
  • This fucker is throwing level 7 spells at us like they are going out of style. FML #
  • Bad guy escapes. All that's left is a monk,death knight,a ranger npc and a rogue. We are sooo fucked. #
  • Oh fml. He's with his army of giants. :( #
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Twitter Updates for 2011-01-30

January 30th, 2011 No comments
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The death of my tor exit-node

January 29th, 2011 1 comment

My TOR exit node is no more.

The ISP shut it down.  All that is left is the relay that I’ve been running forever.  This ISP was on the “Tor Friendly” list (which I altered the wiki and noted it accordingly) and allowed IRC servers.  The reason for shutting it down? One php script probe (see previous post).  One.  The boilerplate emails stating what tor was, and how nothing is logged, blah blah blah, weren’t an acceptable reason for the probe (WTF?).  I guess I am responsible for /all/ traffic that goes in and out of my box per their AUP.. Which is IRC friendly….. Yeah…  So I cancelled my service, and are looking elsewhere.

Now riddle me this.  Why would an ISP enjoy common-carrier liability protection from say, usenet or IRC, but not a tor exit node?  It doesn’t make sense to me.  I set this exit node up 100% with the guidelines setup by the tor-project (short of forming an LLC for liability protection) with regard to dns entries with webpages, a dedicated email for abuse complaints, the whole 9 yards.  Still, it was shut down.

Yeah, you may say to just run another relay, but heres the problem with tor.  Unless you’re going to a hidden node within TOR, the entire project is only as fast as the combined speed as its exit nodes.  Sure, you can hop onto tor at 400MB/sec, but the net worth of the entire network is how fast you can get OUT.  I can bounce around servers until I’m blue in the face, does me no good if I cant get to where I need to go because the exit nodes are all swamped.

The whole situation is shitty.  Its been down for a week to let my self cool off rather than right an angry post naming the ISP in question.  Oh, the tor exit node’s DNS WAS tor-exit-readme.virtual-adept.net, just in case you were curious.. :)

All this happening when the tor project could really use a 10 mb/sec exit node for Egypt. :(

Twitter Updates for 2011-01-24

January 24th, 2011 No comments
  • Looks like my tor exit node is going to be shut down. Pity, I thought ISPs were smarter now days. #
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Tor exit nodes and bored admins.

January 23rd, 2011 2 comments

You may or may not know, but I’ve been a fan of tor (http://www.torproject.org) for quite a while.  In fact, i’ve turned on a bunch of people into using tor such as this:

Friend of mine and I were in starbucks enjoying overpriced coffee and using their way too slow free (unencrypted) wireless network.  I was checking my email (via SSL-IMAP) and surfing the internet through tor.  It was a little slow, but thats life.  My friend asked me why I was using tor since all I was doing was checking my email and surfing slashdot and other mindless webpages.

I put my laptop’s wifi into promisc mode and ran tcpdump.  Some idiot was using some filesharing program that I was too lazy to look up the port, another idiot was checking his gmail, another idiot was surfing youtube.  Few people were on facebook, etc.  I told him that I didn’t care to have people here know that I run a mail server, where my mail server is, or what I do on it.  I dont want people to know what im surfing.  Its none of their business.  ALL of my traffic does is hit a tor entrance and disappear (to them).  He understood, i wish more people understood.

So I decided to man-up and run a tor exit node.  Figure I use tor everywhere where there is a public wireless network, its the least I can do to give back.  I’ve ran a relay for years without any problems, so I figure that as long as I follow the documentation on properly running an exit node, use a stripped down ExitPolicy, and bookmark the boilerplate abuse templates I should be fine.  Day 2 of running an exit-node I get my first abuse complaint.

Massive hack?  Stolen credit card?  Letter from the FBI? Something tasty and awesome?

No, some “admin” saying his “IDS system caught” one request to /foo/fjl93rjs9fj/xploitable.php and decides to write this massive abuse email on how this server is trying to “hack” his website.  Really? Fucking really?  In this day of age of nothing but bots and zombies you are going to waste both my and my ISP’s time with something as stupid as this? My webserver gets hundreds of these a day, and I have NEVER EVER sent off an email to an ISP about it.  Its called running a public webserver on the internet.  Don’t like it? Unplug your server and save us all your leet admin IDS skillz.

What makes things even better, is that the IP address that he’s bitching about is mapped to tor-exit-readme.virtual-adept.net.  If you go to that URL, is a webpage saying that this is a tor exit node, what tor is, and how its just a traffic relay.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to write 1000 abuse emails for every invalid URL request that came into my server this week.

Segfault vdelivermail with vpopmail 5.4.32

January 8th, 2011 No comments

This had me stumped for a while while installing vpopmail5.4.32 (currently at time of writing is the stable version) on a fresh amd_64 debian lenny machine.

Random segfaults with vdelivermail that look like this:

vdelivermail[3675]: segfault at 0 ip 00007f4164e470b0 sp 00007fff1a370528 error 4 in libc-2.7.so[7f4164dcc000+14a000]

Solution:

In ~vdelivermail/etc:

vusaged.conf

Log:
Level = 1;
Socket:
Filename = /tmp/vusaged.sock;
UID = vpopmail;
GID = vchkpw;
Client timeout = 5;
Poll timeout = 1;
Detect client timeout = 4;
Queue:
Workers = 10;
Max queue size = 1000;
Polling:
Use Maildir++ format = True;
Directory minimum poll time = 120;
Count directory entry size = False;
Age Factor = 1;

vusagec.conf

Global:
Disable = 1;
Server:
Filename = /tmp/vusaged.sock;
Timeout = 1;

Restart vusaged and your problems should be fixed, at least it worked for me.  Why this bug managed to get into a stable version I have no idea, but hopefully this will save you some headaches should this be a production machine.

Twitter Updates for 2010-12-19

December 19th, 2010 No comments
  • Mall is pretty damn full for the claim that most of Stockton is unemployed/poor #
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